Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Poop

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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I am really good at math debating

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Women Voting

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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