- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Murder me once, shame on you.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

black people

Ebola

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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