Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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