what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Penis

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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