What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Knock knock It's open

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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alert("The Game");

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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mooooh im a cow

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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