Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

The 19th Amendment

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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