Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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69, hahaha

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Wade's the father

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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