Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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women outside of the kitchen

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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"Up to 50% off."

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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