Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What did the clock say? The time.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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