why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Murder me once, shame on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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