The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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potatoes

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Potato.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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