Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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It smells like triangles in here.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A jew went to Germany.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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