- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Don't think of granny porn

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

joe diragi makes paul look straight

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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