What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What number comes after 29? 30.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

a catholic priest and a young boy

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Women's rights...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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