what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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womens rights to vote

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Jake Bowar

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Blarg

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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