Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Facebook...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Kah-________-

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Women

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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