- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

connor sucks

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

The 13th Amendment...

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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