Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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