Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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