Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why? Because!

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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