- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

democracy

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

An Asian walks out of the library.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Gadaffi

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A jew go out of a bar

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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