- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

i like tits

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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