A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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