Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Sit on Santas lap Boner

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Once upon a time.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

a black father

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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