whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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