- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

LOL May Wong

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Can you see this brett? Connor

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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