Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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math test 2=2

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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