What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

The 13th Amendment...

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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