Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

How old is victor? Old

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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