Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

There's no "i" in tim.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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