- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

knock knock

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Ha

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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