A fat boy walked into a party

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Don't think of granny porn

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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