Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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who smells? •Liam

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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