- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Knock Knock Yes?

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Pickles

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??