A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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