What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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*you're

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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poop

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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