I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Boobs are nasty!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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