How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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