A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's up? A direction...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Wade's the father

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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