Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Women's Sports

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Women's rights

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Romney 2012

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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