- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

what is the awesomest of them all? me

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Alt F4

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

monkey sponge

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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