Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What is a question?

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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