What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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