Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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