Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

The penn state football administration

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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