- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

The Holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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