What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Penis

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