What would you rather do or drag a board?

Sit on Santas lap Boner

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

a black father

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Once upon a time.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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