A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Sorry boss

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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knock knock go away ok

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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