What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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You just won the game...

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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