- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why was Timmy sad?

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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