- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Please spell dyslexia.

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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