why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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