What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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