- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Gestapo.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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