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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Chuck Norris.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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