What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What is a question?

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Knock Knock Come in

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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¿melano?

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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