Alex Eggbert

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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