A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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PUDDING

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Six million.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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alert('hiiii');

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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