What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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