- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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