Wade's the father

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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