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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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