How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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