How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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who farted your mother

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Where is my tractor?

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Obama

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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