Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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i eat poop

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your mom

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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whos gay? you are

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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