What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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How old is victor? Old

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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