Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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zebras

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

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