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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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ha.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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