why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

i eat poop

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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